What is this world coming to?!! My favorite part of the article “Michael’s T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust.” (*Gasp*) NOT THE CHEETOS!!! There’s another crazy article on FoxNews.com claiming cancer can be caused by microwave popcorn!- What?! Yea, maybe if you stood next to the microwave vent inhaling the fumes? Not that I’ve tried…

Pretty soon I predict that there will be claims to bubble gum causing cancer. I just feel it.